tooth hurty (that doesnt translate well to print)
okay, this is totally nasty, so if you’re squeamish DONT CLICK THIS LINK
apparently there is a problem with people in the UK doing their own dentistry. i saw this on the BBC’s webpage:
okay, okay, insert british dentistry joke here. fine. but all of that aside, who thinks it’s okay to take out a tooth with pliers? unless, of course, it’s a baby tooth. in which case, everyone knows that you just tie a string around it and attach it to a doorknob and slam the door. (has anyone else tried that? i couldnt get the string to stay on the doorknob. somehow it stayed on the tooth, though…)